Mar 22, 2010

Mondays Need To Begin With A Laugh And A Smile



Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper---it doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while........

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee---that will do them in!

Every time I say that dirty word..."EXCERCISE"...I wash my mouth out with chocolate. 

Brain cells come and brain cells go but FAT cells live forever!

I'd love to make up my mind but I can't remember where I left it!


Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men!!!!


The other night my wife asked me to take her out to someplace expensive. So I took to her to the GAS STATION.

And this one was one of my favorites: Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never been in a bed with a mosquito. 


Hope your Monday will be one where you laugh and smile at the very fact that YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE BED THIS MORNING! 
Have a great and blessed week.
Don't forget to join me tomorrow for Nifty Thrifty Tuesday!

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5 comments:

  1. Yes indeed this has brought a smile to my face a chuckle to my heart. I especially love the about the gas station! YES, that itself is a very expensive outing! After buying gas who has money to go out? Thanks for the chuckles this morning. Trinity

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  2. Haha! Thanks for starting off my week with a smile!

    Blessings, Grace

    *Thanks for entering the giveaway too!*

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  3. I love the one about the computers and committees. Maybe you should send that one to the church!!! Ha! Lizzy

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  4. Love the one about the mosquito! Cracked me up and yet so true. Angela

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  5. Brain Cells! I have none these days. Thanks for the laugh. Nancy

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