Mar 22, 2010
Mondays Need To Begin With A Laugh And A Smile
Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper---it doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while........
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee---that will do them in!
Every time I say that dirty word..."EXCERCISE"...I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Brain cells come and brain cells go but FAT cells live forever!
I'd love to make up my mind but I can't remember where I left it!
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men!!!!
The other night my wife asked me to take her out to someplace expensive. So I took to her to the GAS STATION.
And this one was one of my favorites: Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never been in a bed with a mosquito.
Hope your Monday will be one where you laugh and smile at the very fact that YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE BED THIS MORNING!
Have a great and blessed week.
Don't forget to join me tomorrow for Nifty Thrifty Tuesday!