Apr 9, 2013

Wednesday In The Word-What are your thoughts?

A friend sent this to me by email. I thought it was worth a reprint. Would love to know your thoughts? 
I do want to leave this with you today though.....REGARDLESS Of Comes and goes......................................................



Hugs and blessings, Cindy


CHURCH SERVICES IN FUTURE*

*PASTOR*: Praise the Lord.

*CONGREGATION*: Hallelujah!

*PASTOR*: Can we please turn our tablet PC, iPad, cell phone, kindle Bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon..

 
 

*PASTOR*: Let us pray, committing this week into God's hands. Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook and chat with God.





 
  
PASTOR:* Please have your credit and debit cards ready as we shall now take tithes and offerings. You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password Lord909887.
Ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers.


 Those who prefer to make electronic funds transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church and those who prefer to use iPads are allowed to flip them open.

Those who prefer telephone banking are allowed to take out their cell phones to transfer their contributions to the church
bank account!

 
 


(The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the cell phones , iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!)

*[Announcement]*

*SECRETARY
*This week's cell meetings shall be held on the various Facebook   group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please don't miss out.



Thursday's bible teachings will be held live on Skipe at 1900hrs GMT.


Please don't miss out. You can follow your Pastor on*
*Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers.





God bless you and have a wonderful week** *!

2 comments:

  1. Funny, but feasible. Hubby and I were just talking on Sunday about how many of those devices we see people using. I hope it never goes that far. I still use my Bible. I love turning the pages and hearing the turning of pages in church. Also, I see some on their phones...maybe looking up scripture, maybe not.
    Touched by your scripture and picture.

    On another note...enjoyed seeing new (well, new to me) pictures of your grands and family on your sidebar.

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  2. Makes me wonder just how soon our churches will really be full of this kind of stuff. Very scary thought!!! Glad to see you back and HOPE you're feeling better!

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